Welcome To The Anti-Mitt Romney Club: The Newt Surge

As many followers of the Republican primary can clearly see, the anti-Romney force is strong, but childish in it’s preference.  Romney gives the Republicans the best chance to beat the President in 2012.  But, the same reason he is attractive to independents is what the far right base of the Republican party detests.  Romney seems like the political version of Barbie.  He has perfect hair, perfect teeth, a seemingly perfect life. (although no human is perfect and everyone, and I mean everyone is flawed and has their dark points)  So what gives?  Why do Republicans have such a difficult time with the inevitable nominee, Mr. Mitt “I hate Jon Huntsman” Romney?

Well, the Republican party is currently held hostage by people who are off their rocker.  This primary is comical.  Giving the state of the country and the President’s subpar approval rating, you would think that the party who portrays itself as some serious group with the right policies for business, could do better than this.  Right?  Apparently not.

So Republican voters keep trying to find someone, anyone, other than Mitt Romney.  Let’s see, they tried Michelle Bachmann, who puts the C in crazy.  Even thoughtful Republicans would vote for Obama over her.  They tried their hardest to get New Jersey Chris Christie to jump in. #fail.  Haley Barbour #fail, Mitch Daniels #fail and then my favorite, the 999 man himself, Herman “don’t touch me like that” Cain.  With a Wucky, Ducky, Quacky, Wicky Wop, of an entrance, he starts to crumble because of this.

So, you think the latest polls would finally show Romney pulling away right? again, #fail.  Enter New Gingrich ladies and gentlemen.  An after thought for most of this primary, he suddenly surges towards the Mittster.

Apparently, Republican primary voters want a “serious” and scholarly alternative, instead of the looney bin they have bestowed upon America.  So here comes the Newt Surge baby!  O yes, Newt, such a lovely little  man.  After attacking President Clinton because of America’s favorite intern, Monica Lewinsky, Newt decided to give his dying wife a parting gift. And it was’t something from Tiffany’s either.  But Newt, provides primary voters with something they crave more than a cup of hot tea: Somebody who can defeat Romney and then Obama.

Tea Party Republicans despise Mitt, but it is a frivolous waste of anger and energy trying to dispose him.

So Republicans, learn to like that smile Mitt flashes at you, because he is your nominee.  It is what it is.

O and one last point.  Get used to Obama playing this clip and a debate about how close Obamacare and Romneycare actually are.

Have a nice day!

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3 Responses to Welcome To The Anti-Mitt Romney Club: The Newt Surge

  1. Gregory F says:

    Words that best describe MITT ROMNEY,——–LIAR,——RINO,———–FLIPFLOPPER,————–FAKE,—–PHONEY,———SOCIALIST,—-ROMNEYCARE,———FRAUD,———–POSER,————HYPOCRITE,————-PRO-GAY,————-PRO-CHOICE,—————-GAY-MARRIAGE,———–JOBKILLER,———-MADOFF,————-DECEPTION,————DRAFT-DODGER!

    We have a Socialist in the White House we don’t need another one! A weak and powerless Obama would be better than an empowered Socialist Mitt Romney.
    MITT ROMNEY is the Father to Gay marriage! Mitt Romney personally issued 189 marriage licenses to gay couples.
    I’ll never vote for MITT ROMNEY!
    GO NEWT!

  2. Gregory F says:

    MITT ROMNEY has changed positions on every important issue to conservatives,——gay marriage,———abortion,——gun control,———–amnesty for illegal immigrants. MITT ROMNEY STANDS FOR NOTHING! ROMNEY MEANS MORE LIES AND DECEPTION.

    http://www.romneyexposed.com

    http://www.massresistance.org

  3. Gregory F says:

    ROMNEYCARE=OBAMACARE

    MITT ROMNEY CREATED OBAMACARE. Romney’s own advisor admits Romneycare was the Blueprint for Obamacare. OBAMACARE ALONE IS GOING TO DESTROY AMERICA!

    THE UNITED STATES WOULD BE BETTER OFF IF MITT ROMNEY HAD NEVER BEEN BORN! MITT ROMNEY IS LEFT OF TEDDY KENNEDY AND OBAMA!

    REAL REPUBLICANS THE BASE, CONSERVATIVES AND CHRISTIANS WON’T VOTE FOR MITT ROMNEY! ROMNEY DOESN’T HAVE A CHANCE AGAINST OBAMA ANYWAY.

    MITT ROMNEY WILL NEVER BE PRESIDENT. I BET YOU 10 THOUSAND DOLLARS!

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