Good, Better, Best!..This weeks wacky antics and headlines
By Stephanie Burke
Hello Caesar readers. This week we are starting a new weekly story called Good, Better, Best. Each week we will review three headline making (kind of funny, kind of wacky) news stories and rate them Good, Better, Best.
Good: Charlie Sheen freaks out on Female Security Guard
Charlie Sheen is never a disappointment when he steps out. On June 6th Charlie was taking in the Kings vs. Devils game at the Staples Center in LA. During the game Charlie decided he needed a smoke break and went outside. Upon trying to re-enter he was told by a female security guard that it was “No-Re-Entry”. Well this set the “tiger blood” filled self-proclaimed “warlock” into a rage. He began yelling and swearing at the female guard. Charlie was not let back into the game. Before he left he told TMZ, “Have common sense and common courtesy gone in society? That was what I was trying to impress upon her. Let a guy go back in the door he came through.”…I don’t know about you but if I was trying to stress “common courtesy” I don’t think I would have sworn quite so much.
Better: The movie Bridesmaids Inspires a Teacher
I guess teachers in Malibu get their teaching inspiration from the movies. Dionne Evans is a 9th grader at Malibu High School. Dionne forgot her notebook for a class and the teacher response was “Did you see Bridesmaids?” followed by multiple slaps to the face. Apparently she was trying to mimic the scene where two of the characters try to slap some sense into each other. The NAACP is investigating and Dionne’s family has hired a lawyer. The teacher or the school has yet to comment on the situation. Apparently this teacher never got the lesson “keep your hands to yourself”.
Best: Attend “Babe Master School” in Tel Aviv, Israel
Israel is giving studying abroad a whole new meaning. Sharon Rubinstein, author of “What She Wants”, created this “school” for men. It seems she was always getting emails from men seeking her advice on how to get women interested. Rubinstein said, “It’s like learning swimming from a book! Same idea!” So she created a Babe Master website listing her courses. To her surprise men started applying and the Babe Master School was born.
Do you have a funny/wacky, or interesting news story you would like to share? Feel free to let us know by commenting below.
