Scarecrow On a Wooden Cross…With a Poker Face?
By Ryan McDaniels
Boy, has Caesar got me thinking about music and our country and our times. I often wonder why my iPod is filled with music from before I was born. Probably because it is just so much better; it contains heart and purpose. But more importantly, it brought people together and told us a story. How would an album about family farms, entitled Scarecrow fair today? My guess is, it may appeal to the modern Country and Western listening audience and those who think they are listening to Country. But, in 1985 John Cougar Mellencamp brought such an album to the number two spot on the popular charts with a series of top ten singles about small town America. The title track was somewhat of a commercial flop. T
hrough the power of Music Television, a fairly new concept in the mid-eighties, imagery mixed with music helped tell the story of the American family farm to young viewers otherwise separated by thousands of miles and cultural differences. Mellencamp founded Farm-Aid on the heels of this album and has been working to promote the family farm in the United States ever since. You don’t get to number two just selling records to farmers. Something resonated in this album that was uniquely American.
I read recently that this genre is now called Heartland Rock. In addition to Mellencamp, it includes artists such as Bruce Springsteen, Bob Seger and Tom Petty. But wait, these four guys are from Indiana, New Jersey, Michigan and Florida. Except for being from Presidential battleground states they can’t have anything in common. Can they? Throw in a New York City cop, like Eddie Money, and now I’m really confused. Who could have in
fluenced these white-bred, blue-collar American realists? Their bios say Bob Dylan, Van Morrison and the Rolling Stones. Nooo, that can’t be true. Dylan is a folklorist freak. Van Morrison is an introvert from Ireland. And, the Stones are leftovers from the British invasion. They just didn’t get the memo to go home. These 60’s and 70’s artists were all influenced by Chuck Berry and Muddy Waters. Southern Blues, you know the heart of Rock and Roll. There is no way the 1980’s middle-aged, white guys from swing states can have anything in common with Southern Blues. Unless, it really is a small world, at least, musically speaking? ….READ MORE
Disco Queen- Donna Summer Dead at 63
By Stephanie Burke
Donna Summer (1948-2012) the queen of Disco who rose to fame in the 70’s passed away this morning in her Florida home. Summer was a five time Grammy winner with such hits as “Last Dance”, “Hot Stuff” and “Bad Girls.” In the 80’s she continued to stay on top with hits like “She Works Hard for the Money” . Summer also married in the 80’s and has two daughters.
She was battling cancer at the time of her death. Another Diva taken to soon! RIP Donna Summer!
Twitter Hashtag #ThingsNotToSayOnTheFirstDate
By Stephanie Burke
Once again I was inspired by a trend on twitter. While tweeting I saw the hashtag #ThingsNotToSayOnTheFirstDate and it intrigued me. I had to click on it and scroll through the tweets that made this a trending topic. As I sat there scrolling through and chuckling I thought to myself “now this will be fun for the Caesar readers”…after all conversation and hearing from you, our readers, is what Caesar is all about. I have started the conversation below with some hilarious things I have either heard first hand or heard from a from others….these things should never be said on a first date:
- What is your name again? – If your date can’t remember a name that is probably a bad sign.
- You are 18 right? – This is wrong on many levels…if you have to question the legal ramifications of a date then you probably shouldn’t be on the date.
- Your place or mine? – I think this needs no explanation
- You want to get married right? – Marriage on the first date; run!
- How many kids should we have? – Again if this is said on the first date run far and fast – Stage 5 clinger.
- You don’t mind paying right – Sorry but if a guy can’t buy you dinner for the first date that is a sign of trouble! Don’t get me wrong in the long-term its fine but on the first date…come on.
- How do you like your eggs so I know what to make you in the morning – This just says cheesy all over it! I instantly get a vision of a man in a leisure suite bobbing his head like Night at the Roxbury and giving me finger guns!
- You remind me of my ex – Exes should never be brought up on a first date…
- Do you wanna be my new baby mama – Again this requires no explanation!
Ok now there are some funny little one liners to get you going now let us know what you think. What are some of the funniest / worst things you have heard on a first date that no one should ever say?
Bird Named Executive of The Year: Larry Legend Greatest of All Time
With Larry Bird being named Executive of the year, can we ask the question, has anyone ever had such a dominating impact on the NBA or any of the four major sports? In light of of LeBron James, once again, choking with the game on the line and the collapse of Michael Jordan’s after basketball activities, Bird is simply the greatest combined in all sports.
Here are some of the stats:
-3 MVP’s 1984, 1985, and 1986 , 3 Rings
-Coach of the year for the 1997-1998 season
-Executive of the year 2011-2012 season
These quick stats would be the equivalent of Bobby Orr becoming the Bruins coach, winning coach of the year, and the becoming the GM or President, like Cam Nelly and winning the Executive award.
When one thinks about this, it truly is amazing. I can’t think of anyone who has had a more dominating, collective resume than Bird. Sure Jordan was better, the greatest to ever play and Magic has had a lot of business success since he retired, but Bird has dominated overall.
what do you guys think?





