The Death of Local Radio and a Dearth of Options: A Eulogy for WFNX

 By Megan Crotty Music is something we all have in common. Whether we play it in the background or drum away ourselves, it is likely that it makes an appearance in our

Scarecrow On a Wooden Cross…With a Poker Face?

By Ryan McDaniels  Boy, has Caesar got me thinking about music and our country and our times. I often wonder why my iPod is filled with music from before I was born. 

Disco Queen- Donna Summer Dead at 63

By Stephanie Burke Donna Summer (1948-2012) the queen of Disco who rose to fame in the 70’s passed away this morning in her Florida home.  Summer was a five time Grammy winner

Twitter Hashtag #ThingsNotToSayOnTheFirstDate

By Stephanie Burke Once again I was inspired by a trend on twitter.  While tweeting I saw the hashtag #ThingsNotToSayOnTheFirstDate and it intrigued me.  I had to click on it and scroll

Bird Named Executive of The Year: Larry Legend Greatest of All Time

With Larry Bird being named Executive of the year, can we ask the question, has anyone ever had such a dominating impact on the NBA or any of the four major sports?

 

The Death of Local Radio and a Dearth of Options: A Eulogy for WFNX

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 By Megan Crotty

Music is something we all have in common. Whether we play it in the background or drum away ourselves, it is likely that it makes an appearance in our daily lives, and many of us rely on our local radio stations to bring us our favorites, both new and old. But, it seems the local radio stations may be dying out, succumbing one-by-one to radio’s biggest bulldozer.

For those of us who still listen to “alternative” radio, the options for good listening in Boston just got a lot slimmer. WFNX, a 29-year-old Boston staple, has been sold to Clear Channel, the corporate giant known best for jamming glossy pay-for-play pop down our collective throats. The very thought of the sterile, corporate radio juggernaut dominating the airways at 101.7 turns my stomach and thoroughly upsets me, but WFNX is not the first radio station in the area to go under in the past few years, nor is it the first station to be swallowed whole by Clear Channel. Hot 97.7, the alternative to WJMN 94.5 (a Clear Channel station), went bust a number of years ago, as did WBCN (a radio loss I still mourn).

 

WBCN and WFNX were two stations that operated in the same vein, and while there are still rock stations (WAAF) and stations that veer from the mainstream (92.5 The River), no radio station brings to Boston what WBCN and WFNX did. When FNX’s lights finally go out, Boston will lose more than the opportunity to be exposed to great local music and up-and-coming national and international picks. The airwaves will now be programmed from thousands of miles away, and in lieu of requests and hand-picked tracks, we will get the formulaic and repetitive. Frank Turner will be replaced by Taylor Swift, The pixies and The Dropkicks will have to move over for One Direction and Linkin Park, and Gotye will be replaced with….well, probably more Gotye.

The local concert and event scene will also take a palpable hit, and ticket prices will likely see a big boost when Clear Channel fills the void. The annual Clam Bake will be no more, the MFA sessions will become a distant memory, and Disorientation will no longer welcome hoards of undergraduates to the city in September. Hopefully, the small clubs like The Paradise and Brighton Music Hall will pick up some of the slack, but the loss of these bigger events in the city will leave a gaping hole.

My second concert ever (the first was NKOTB - don’t judge) was an FNX event. Green Day at the Hatch Shell. The still infamous concert that tore up the grass in front of the hatch under the ebb and flow of mosh pits and crowd surfing. The band was still fairly new, on the cusp of stardom. The crowd was huge and excited. I was only 14, and probably looked about 10. People swarmed all around, feeding off of the band’s energy and the novelty of the event. As my friend and I stood watching in awe, the couple next to us inched over to offer us a shot from the bottle of tequila they were clutching. Unfortunately, they failed to see my father standing behind us and got an earful from a towering and very, very loud Bostonian. You can’t buy memories like that – especially when the ticket prices are more than you can afford.

 

This was the beginning of my passion for music, and the first in a very long line of concerts, many of which were sponsored and orchestrated by WFNX. Now, local teens and adults won’t have the same opportunities. They will get pre-packaged pop-stars instead, singing underwhelming lyrics on top of predictable beats to an audience numbed by the sameness of it all. Its not that these types of acts and predetermined programming don’t have a place in town, its that they already have a place. The loss of WFNX means that there will be less, much less, to balance this out. When WBCN went silent, FNX took over completely. Now, it seems there is no where else to turn the dial as FNX’s format was the last of its kind in the city.

Hopefully, Adam 12, Paul Driscoll, Jim Ryan, Julie Kramer (who absolutely kills the Left-Over Lunch), and the rest will find another local home. I will certainly keep my ears open for them in the months to come, but while each DJ brought their own particularities to the airwaves, the magic was really in their combination.

The Boston music scene definitely won’t be the same without WFNX.

 

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Scarecrow On a Wooden Cross…With a Poker Face?

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By Ryan McDaniels

 Boy, has Caesar got me thinking about music and our country and our times. I often wonder why my iPod is filled with music from before I was born.  Probably because it is just so much better; it contains heart and purpose. But more importantly, it brought people together and told us a story. How would an album about family farms, entitled Scarecrow fair today? My guess is, it may appeal to the modern Country and Western listening audience and those who think they are listening to Country. But, in 1985 John Cougar Mellencamp brought such an album to the number two spot on the popular charts with a series of top ten singles about small town America. The title track was somewhat of a commercial flop. Through the power of Music Television, a fairly new concept in the mid-eighties, imagery mixed with music helped tell the story of the American family farm to young viewers otherwise separated by thousands of miles and cultural differences. Mellencamp founded Farm-Aid on the heels of this album and has been working to promote the family farm in the United States ever since. You don’t get to number two just selling records to farmers. Something resonated in this album that was uniquely American.

I read recently that this genre is now called Heartland Rock. In addition to Mellencamp, it includes artists such as Bruce Springsteen, Bob Seger and Tom Petty.  But wait, these four guys are from Indiana, New Jersey, Michigan and Florida. Except for being from Presidential battleground states they can’t have anything in common. Can they? Throw in a New York City cop, like Eddie Money, and now I’m really confused. Who could have influenced these white-bred, blue-collar American realists? Their bios say Bob Dylan, Van Morrison and the Rolling Stones.  Nooo, that can’t be true. Dylan is a folklorist freak. Van Morrison is an introvert from Ireland.  And, the Stones are leftovers from the British invasion. They just didn’t get the memo to go home. These 60’s and 70’s artists were all influenced by Chuck Berry and Muddy Waters. Southern Blues, you know the heart of Rock and Roll. There is no way the 1980’s middle-aged, white guys from swing states can have anything in common with Southern Blues. Unless, it really is a small world, at least, musically speaking? ….READ MORE

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Disco Queen- Donna Summer Dead at 63

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By Stephanie Burke

Donna Summer (1948-2012) the queen of Disco who rose to fame in the 70’s passed away this morning in her Florida home.  Summer was a five time Grammy winner with such hits as “Last Dance”, “Hot Stuff” and “Bad Girls.” In the 80’s she continued to stay on top with hits like “She Works Hard for the Money” .  Summer also married in the 80’s and has two daughters.

She was battling cancer at the time of her death.  Another Diva taken to soon! RIP Donna Summer!

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Twitter Hashtag #ThingsNotToSayOnTheFirstDate

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By Stephanie Burke

Once again I was inspired by a trend on twitter.  While tweeting I saw the hashtag #ThingsNotToSayOnTheFirstDate and it intrigued me.  I had to click on it and scroll through the tweets that made this a trending topic.  As I sat there scrolling through and chuckling I thought to myself “now this will be fun for the Caesar readers”…after all conversation and hearing from you, our readers, is what Caesar is all about.  I have started the conversation below with some hilarious things I have either heard first hand or heard from a from others….these things should never be said on a first date:

  • What is your name again? – If your date can’t remember a name that is probably a bad sign.
  • You are 18 right? – This is wrong on many levels…if you have to question the legal ramifications of a date then you probably shouldn’t be on the date.
  • Your place or mine? – I think this needs no explanation
  • You want to get married right? – Marriage on the first date; run!
  • How many kids should we have? – Again if this is said on the first date run far and fast – Stage 5 clinger.
  • You don’t mind paying right – Sorry but if a guy can’t buy you dinner for the first date that is a sign of trouble! Don’t get me wrong in the long-term its fine but on the first date…come on.
  • How do you like your eggs so I know what to make you in the morning – This just says cheesy all over it! I instantly get a vision of a man in a leisure suite bobbing his head like Night at the Roxbury and giving me finger guns!
  • You remind me of my ex – Exes should never be brought up on a first date…
  • Do you wanna be my new baby mama – Again this requires no explanation!

Ok now there are some funny little one liners to get you going now let us know what you think.  What are some of the funniest / worst things you have heard on a first date that no one should ever say?

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Bird Named Executive of The Year: Larry Legend Greatest of All Time

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With Larry Bird being named Executive of the year, can we ask the question, has anyone ever had such a dominating impact on the NBA or any of the four major sports?  In light of of LeBron James, once again, choking with the game on the line and the collapse of Michael Jordan’s after basketball activities, Bird is simply the greatest combined in all sports.

Here are some of the stats:

 

-3 MVP’s 1984, 1985, and 1986 , 3 Rings

-Coach of the year for the 1997-1998 season

-Executive of the year 2011-2012 season

These quick stats would be the equivalent of Bobby Orr becoming the Bruins coach, winning coach of the year, and the becoming the GM or President, like Cam Nelly and winning the Executive award.

When one thinks about this, it truly is amazing.  I can’t think of anyone who has had a more dominating, collective resume than Bird.  Sure Jordan was better, the greatest to ever play and Magic has had a lot of business success since he retired, but Bird has dominated overall.

what do you guys think?

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